freaksister 0 #1 September 19, 2001 Hey ya'll, I was reading Playboy (NO COMMENTS!) and I ran across this...its rather funny! For the sake of legality, I will say that this is the property of Playboy, Intl. and the author isn't listed...and you probably better not reproduce this or we'll all end up in jail! LOL "Spunk and White""By the time you get to college, you're supposed to know the distinction between words that seem to be interchangeable, but aren't. Fact is, you don't. As a reader-friendly service - and to help the legions of graduates in the business world who need to *bone-up* - we compiled a handy grammar helper to take the bite out of freshman composition courses. here are the correct uses some common pairs that cause confusion. Study them. Memorize them. Just don't let your girlfriend find them. Accept and except: "Because she had blown everyone in the dorm except me, I was happy to accept her offer."Appraise and apprise: "When I appraised the blow job at $25, the 'hooker' apprised me that I was under arrest."Causal and casual: "I believe her casual morals had a causal relationship to her willingness to blow me."Chronic and acute: "I had a chronic case of blue balls until I met acute girl."Complement and compliment: "I complimented her on her lips, which complemented my erection nicely."Farther and further: "I asked her to kiss me farther down, but she said she wasn't going any further."Imply and infer: "When she implied that she had an oral fixation, I inferred that I was gonna get lucky."_______________________________________________haha! Enjoy grammar class, boys!SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #2 September 19, 2001 Damn it!!!! what a waste of 12 years in school and all this time my whole (hole) edumacation was in my parents dresser!!! Too funny SIS (or is it TO, or maybe TWO) jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #3 September 20, 2001 Just one question Sis – Does the fact that I actually learned something from your quote from Playboy make me a nerd? Just wondering.Josh"Well I may be crazy, but YOU'RE boring!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #4 September 20, 2001 So... My dad and I were reading Playboy together....(not as sick as it sounds) and I really liked one of the Halloween jokes:A man was headed to a costume party and did not have a get-up. He thought and thought and finally decided on what to be.He took off his jacket, tie, shirt, undershirt, socks and shoes. He went to the party.The hostess answered the door and asked, "What are you supposed to be?"The man replied, " I am a premature ejaculation.....I just came in my pants."(Ok, I paraphrased, but I still think it is damn funny!!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 September 20, 2001 Ya know, I think the one and only thing I miss about my ex-husband is his subscription to Playboy.....and then I saw his foot and knew I had to make him mine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #6 September 20, 2001 Just buy something from them...I bought lingerie and got a free subscription for a year...that was four years ago and I still get them!SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #7 September 20, 2001 PICTURES !PICTURES !PICTURES !PICTURES !PICTURES !PICTURES !WE WANT PICTURES !RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 September 20, 2001 "I was reading Playboy"Just for the articles?....me too! "and behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was death"-RevelationsClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 September 20, 2001 QuoteJust for the articles?....Playboy does have some really good articles, but I also admit I like looking at the women.....and then I saw his foot and knew I had to make him mine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 September 20, 2001 "I like looking at the women"That's so disgusting and chauvinistic! I can't believe women let themselves be exploited in such ways!"and behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was death"-RevelationsClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #11 September 20, 2001 Sunshine... you would never turn down the chance to look at beautiful boobies would you? Be safe, be smooth, be fast..... and most importantly.... be phree Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #12 September 20, 2001 "I bought lingerie'Have I mentioned I'm in loooo....er uh....more like lust with you lately."This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #13 September 20, 2001 QuoteSunshine... you would never turn down the chance to look at beautiful boobies would you? Ummm....NO. The purposes of beautiful boobies are to be looked at, admired, touched, squeezed, caressed, licked, bitten(lightly), sucked, have hot wax dripped on them.....Have I forgotten anything?....and then I saw his foot and knew I had to make him mine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 September 20, 2001 What a good girl you are Sunshine!"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #15 September 20, 2001 I always knew Ohio was where its at!!!SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #16 September 20, 2001 QuoteI always knew Ohio was where its at!!!Well then why don't you come up and hang with me and Phree? Or we could just leave Phree out of it and the 2 of us can go out to the strip clubs!!....and then I saw his foot and knew I had to make him mine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #17 September 20, 2001 QuoteI always knew Ohio was where its at!!!naw it not all that....well, not untill dec. when i get back in town and then it will be the place. ohio is so great. just think cincinatti and larry flyn and hustler!!!!! "up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Aviatrr 0 #18 September 20, 2001 Quote naw it not all that....well, not untill dec. when i get back in town and then it will be the place. ohio is so great. just think cincinatti and larry flyn and hustler!!!!! Also, during Dec, think about snow 24/7, and no skydiving....while down in Florida, it's a balmy 70 degrees, clear blue skies, and twin turbines galore.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #19 September 20, 2001 Quotewhile down in Florida, it's a balmy 70 degrees, clear blue skies, and twin turbines galore.. ahhhh, but you fail to see that in jan. i will be in sunny florida!!!!.... ohio is just were i like to call "home" "up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Aviatrr 0 #20 September 20, 2001 Quote ahhhh, but you fail to see that in jan. i will be in sunny florida!!!!.... Cool...what area? If you're gonna be in Central Florida, drop me a line, we'll jump and drink some beer.. Well, that is, if you drink good beer.. If not, I can't associate with you.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #21 September 21, 2001 Oh, Wingie drinks good beer...he lives in GERMANY remember?? GeezLOLSisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #22 September 21, 2001 QuoteJust buy something from them...I bought lingerie and got a free subscription for a year...that was four years ago and I still get them! Don't buy Sex Toys...you won't believe some of the mailing lists you will end up on...seriously! You'll have to move to stop the junk mail and the postman will never look at you the same. - Shop for it in person. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 20 #23 September 21, 2001 Thats a LIE!!! It only snows when the sun comes out. Plus we jump all winter long. Be safe, be smooth, be fast..... and most importantly.... be phree Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #24 September 21, 2001 Actually...I ONLY buy my toys off the internet...http://www.adulttoyshop.comandhttp://http/www.adulttoychest.comTrust me, very professional and a lot cheaper than the local "store."SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #25 September 21, 2001 Thanks for the tip Sis, never can have enough around. But it's kinda fun to get a group of girlfriends together and so "sex toy shopping" - Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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freeflir29 0 #12 September 20, 2001 "I bought lingerie'Have I mentioned I'm in loooo....er uh....more like lust with you lately."This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 September 20, 2001 QuoteSunshine... you would never turn down the chance to look at beautiful boobies would you? Ummm....NO. The purposes of beautiful boobies are to be looked at, admired, touched, squeezed, caressed, licked, bitten(lightly), sucked, have hot wax dripped on them.....Have I forgotten anything?....and then I saw his foot and knew I had to make him mine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 September 20, 2001 What a good girl you are Sunshine!"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #15 September 20, 2001 I always knew Ohio was where its at!!!SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 September 20, 2001 QuoteI always knew Ohio was where its at!!!Well then why don't you come up and hang with me and Phree? Or we could just leave Phree out of it and the 2 of us can go out to the strip clubs!!....and then I saw his foot and knew I had to make him mine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #17 September 20, 2001 QuoteI always knew Ohio was where its at!!!naw it not all that....well, not untill dec. when i get back in town and then it will be the place. ohio is so great. just think cincinatti and larry flyn and hustler!!!!! "up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #18 September 20, 2001 Quote naw it not all that....well, not untill dec. when i get back in town and then it will be the place. ohio is so great. just think cincinatti and larry flyn and hustler!!!!! Also, during Dec, think about snow 24/7, and no skydiving....while down in Florida, it's a balmy 70 degrees, clear blue skies, and twin turbines galore.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #19 September 20, 2001 Quotewhile down in Florida, it's a balmy 70 degrees, clear blue skies, and twin turbines galore.. ahhhh, but you fail to see that in jan. i will be in sunny florida!!!!.... ohio is just were i like to call "home" "up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #20 September 20, 2001 Quote ahhhh, but you fail to see that in jan. i will be in sunny florida!!!!.... Cool...what area? If you're gonna be in Central Florida, drop me a line, we'll jump and drink some beer.. Well, that is, if you drink good beer.. If not, I can't associate with you.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #21 September 21, 2001 Oh, Wingie drinks good beer...he lives in GERMANY remember?? GeezLOLSisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #22 September 21, 2001 QuoteJust buy something from them...I bought lingerie and got a free subscription for a year...that was four years ago and I still get them! Don't buy Sex Toys...you won't believe some of the mailing lists you will end up on...seriously! You'll have to move to stop the junk mail and the postman will never look at you the same. - Shop for it in person. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #23 September 21, 2001 Thats a LIE!!! It only snows when the sun comes out. Plus we jump all winter long. Be safe, be smooth, be fast..... and most importantly.... be phree Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #24 September 21, 2001 Actually...I ONLY buy my toys off the internet...http://www.adulttoyshop.comandhttp://http/www.adulttoychest.comTrust me, very professional and a lot cheaper than the local "store."SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #25 September 21, 2001 Thanks for the tip Sis, never can have enough around. But it's kinda fun to get a group of girlfriends together and so "sex toy shopping" - Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freaksister 0 #24 September 21, 2001 Actually...I ONLY buy my toys off the internet...http://www.adulttoyshop.comandhttp://http/www.adulttoychest.comTrust me, very professional and a lot cheaper than the local "store."SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #25 September 21, 2001 Thanks for the tip Sis, never can have enough around. But it's kinda fun to get a group of girlfriends together and so "sex toy shopping" - Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
